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Cow Demotivational Poster


WELL CRAP -




MOO SHOE -


TAGS: pig cow slippers humor
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 20, 2013, 10:45 am

Well, I DID think of you while creating this one...Thank you!~
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 20, 2013, 7:57 am
Sacrilege! 5L


MOOOO - "To laugh is human but to moo is bovine."




TIME TO COWBOY UP -


TAGS: bull cowboy
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

jackandsally - December 23, 2011, 8:02 am
LOVE IT ^_^
timbosai - December 17, 2011, 11:48 pm
hahaha thats awesome!
Verdeckt - December 16, 2011, 1:49 am
LMAO!


CARNIVORE VEGETARIAN - “Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.” - Dr. Denis Leary


TAGS: cow rabbit vegetarian carnivore vegan meat
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by BuZZbomb

ooooooooooom - August 4, 2009, 8:23 am
(comment deleted - ban warning!)
BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 10:50 am
Oh, poor bunny. I tried to be a vegetarian once, until my Dad had a BBQ.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:33 am
I believe Dennis Leary said it best "Meat tastes like Murder, And Murder tastes good"
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 1:11 am
Being a vegetarian or vegan might be going against nature, but it's practicing self control. I wouldn't want someone eating my baby, why should I eat something else's. Who are we to say we're better than any other species. Animals and children are pure
Dylan - July 30, 2009, 1:10 am
We're OMNIVOREs people! That means we're made to eat both plants AND animals not only one. To be a vegan or carnivore is going against nature and our suties to the balance of the food chain. Thx for letting me rant, 5 lions for poster.
Sean - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm
Cow on bunny violence, even if the bunny was already dead, is just NOT FUNNY!!!! Shame on you all.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm
That Is such a sweet pic. aggy check your pm's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
Hey, Trashheap...I got your bunny!!!!!. 5 lions.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
TTH? Raising cows to do your dirty work now? 5L


BULL WRESTLING - Cause UFC is for pussies.


TAGS: bulls wrestling cowboys
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by heathentod

srajcic - December 3, 2010, 2:43 pm
Can I use the cowboy image to make one personalized apron for a Christmas gift?
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 11:23 pm
I heard that about bull wrestlers.
heathentod - May 15, 2010, 11:23 pm
And if I can get a picture of that cowboy in the bull's guard, it might be the coolest picture ever! :)
heathentod - May 15, 2010, 11:21 pm
Yeah, but you haven't seen his guard yet; wait until that cowboy tries to mount him! :P
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 7:24 pm
Pffft... that bull ain't even versed in jiu jitsu... he's being taken down by a seriously loose guillotine... even amateure MMA fighters can escape that... he just needs to posture up.


PARENTING -


TAGS: parent demanding moody boss coworker
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:10 am
LOL...yeah


NICE HALLOWEEN COSTUME - What are you supposed to be, a volkswagen?




REAL MEN -




PMS - They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.




MARDI GRAS -


TAGS: wyoming cows humor
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 17, 2012, 10:30 pm

Everybody wears flip flops here! I know people who wear them 12 months a year.
Greeny - February 17, 2012, 10:29 pm
flip-flops in Wyoming? I don't think so... too many goat-heads.


I GOT A FEVER - What's the cure!


TAGS: cowbell christopher walken snl
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by shakemaster

spacedog - July 23, 2010, 4:40 pm
Speaking of missing motifakers, where is MrRandom?


DON'T... - ...have a cow, dude? Good luck with that.


TAGS: cow parts are in everything
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Kspace

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:41 pm
Amen! AMEN, AMEN, AMEN!!! 5 cows!


MILKING FOR AMATEURS -




QUALITY CONTROL - Tells You How It Is


TAGS: cow cats spit
Rating: 4.65/5

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BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.


TAGS: fat chick fail ugly owned black cow whale
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Sir - May 1, 2009, 4:44 pm
aye climbin' be good, but i prefer to hunt said she-beasts
Agamemnon218 - April 29, 2009, 11:15 pm
I want to climb them.


Tony Romo Returns to Practice -




DANGER: FALLING COWS - They wouldn't have to make the sign unless it's happened before...




ITS TRUE! - All this money and power. I just have to except facts ....DAMMIT WE SUCK!!


TAGS: dallas jerry jones cowboys
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by phenom6

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:34 am
This person looks familiar. Where have I seen his pompous puss before?
parkers0929 - October 11, 2012, 4:34 pm
Sure...but I'll bet he accepts many facts...except for any grammatical suggestions from you!


EL' GUAPO - You must defeat your own personal one!


TAGS: el guapo the three amigos 3 mexico mexican mexicans western cowboy cowboys
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by jalford

agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 1:51 pm
DAmmit... *insignificant
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 11:39 am
For some, girls may be an El Guapo, For others, lack of a social life may be an El Guapo. But for us, El Guapo is an insignifican loser making bad motifakes.


COW GIRLS - Stepping up fashion one hoof at a time




EXPERIMENTATION -




JUST BECAUSE -




GOTHIC COWGIRL - There is no way of doing it right


TAGS: gothic cowgirl funny boots wrong
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by ilovegrapes

MrDamage - March 6, 2013, 4:48 pm
The image proves the caption wrong :)


COWBOY LOGIC -




SICK TWISTED WORLD -


TAGS: cow sick twisted world sh**tyz
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:20 pm
actually pieman the egg thing is used by monkeys and such even today.
knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:19 pm
what about the guy that invented sausages? chewed up meat jammed into the animals anus and then tied into sections.
shmoe13 - February 19, 2011, 4:45 am
how bout the person who "grabbed" a sea urchin and cracked it open and said hmm I think ill eat that
Shottyz - February 18, 2011, 6:47 am
Don't even get me started on Rocky Mountain Oysters
pieman - February 17, 2011, 4:52 pm
How about the first person who thought an egg looked tasty


THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry!


TAGS: dallas cowboys 300 sparta fail owned loser
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 3:21 am
So?....You guys dated?
Losifer - August 27, 2010, 3:18 am
Ooooooh snap! I either know that guy or know who he got that armor from!
Dr. Festerpus - November 25, 2009, 9:17 pm
I want one..
MO - October 3, 2009, 1:04 pm
Nice Aggy! I lol'd a little bit...just a little though.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 7:05 pm
It's good to have protection... Romo's passes rarely hit the intended target.


AN UDDER BIRTHDAY? - HOPE IT'S A GOOD ONE. MILK IT FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH




FOR SALE - MAS Modèle 36 French infantry rifle. Never fired, dropped twice, includes bayonet/white flag holder. These are unfortunately ubiquitous, so asking price will be low. Make Offer.


TAGS: french cowards army military
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 10:55 pm
We Craigslist now
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:51 pm
$5 + $19.99 shipping and "processing."
Kainim - February 6, 2010, 8:16 am
what's the asking price? :3


ALWAYS REMEMBER - It is better to have flying cows than flying monkeys...


TAGS: flying cowa monkeys twister remember
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Budog

Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:28 pm
Watch the Wizard of Oz. The flying monkeys are really bad news.
axe11154 - April 16, 2012, 9:47 am
I truly dont see how


PARENTAL RHETORIC -




MEANWHILE IN CANADA - Moo+ was mistaken for a horse again....


TAGS: culos canada moo cow horse
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by culos

szo850 - February 16, 2013, 4:32 pm
Eastern Euorpe, probably Moldavia or somwthing :)
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 6:18 pm
Looks more European to me.


WHO SAID - you can't teach an old Mooooooooooooooooo new tricks?


TAGS: cow tricks
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - June 10, 2011, 10:37 pm
Mmmmmmmmm... Moooooooooooooooo burgers. I'll take 5 with cheese & bacon.


LIFE - Some days you're a bull rider, some days you're a steamy pile of blood and saw dust.


TAGS: bull life cowboy
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

Grinch66 - April 13, 2011, 8:41 am
Sometimes you ride the bull, sometimes the bull rides you!
Lemonhead144 - April 9, 2011, 4:03 pm
Heiferhead does a suplex off the top rope...


MORPHEUS - This is why he took the red pill


TAGS: morpheus matrix cowboy
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by Shtoink

Shelby - January 9, 2009, 9:17 pm
you're kidding! :O
KDP3 - June 6, 2008, 7:29 pm
PEE WEE PLAYHOUSE


COW TIPPING -


TAGS: sign cow tipping car wytch
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Wytch

Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 19, 2011, 5:11 pm
d*** Right!! Is that an import?....A f***ing Toyota?....I'm gonna f*** that Toyota good...step back!
lyulf0 - August 19, 2011, 7:56 am
IN SOVIET RUSSIA COW TIP YOU!


COMPASSION -


TAGS: coworkers are a little touchier
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:58 pm
You tell it Brother!
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:56 pm
Make it 3-2, we have a game!
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:55 pm
Now if you'll pardon me, Russia is up 3-1 in the third.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:54 pm
but I'd give credit for it if I did that. And I've not taken a poster from elsewhere yet. Pictures, however, I'll take from ANY source, since I'm not selling anything or profiting in any way, it's not a copyright violation by International standards.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:51 pm
25 comments? I didn't know mother-hugging was so controversial! Lol. I wish I could remember where I got this pic. It's been on my computer for quite awhile. I suspect it was on Pixdaus, though. Moo+ is right, I'd share a poster if I thought it was funny
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:29 pm
I know you do moooo. I know. @Aggy anchor clanker FTW!!!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
It's not used to gag your actual balls, you anchor clanker.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:27 pm
I wish you'd wear it
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:26 pm
I got a ball gag!! OH SNAP!!! **** block!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:25 pm
No black cherry? Ok, oral is fine.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:25 pm
I thought that meant has a big moustache and wears a pointy hat?
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:24 pm
Tuck, dress and gag.....I'm in!! (b*** i'm still not down with the you know what)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:22 pm
Classic German?.....I see, So?....he stands in line for toilet paper while his mom makes scheisse videos?
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:21 pm
And keep tucking it.... even when you pee.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:19 pm
I told you Mo....Wear the dress and the ball gag.....Or GTFO.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:19 pm
Hoschie is a german ph**ographer... doesn't make motifakes, he's crying about his pic being used here. Don't get me wrong, he's done good work... a lot of it could make good motifakes. But, he decided to march on us in the winter. Classic german error.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 5:18 pm
The guy is a deviantart puss. He took the pic (not made the poster) and thought it would be safe on the interweb. Pity him for his innocent gullibility.
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:18 pm
d*** it Mooooo! Does that mean the Moooooo and MO prom is off again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:17 pm
The pic? Sure. That's what internet pics are for.....If you don't likeit!.....Copyright it. Or f*** OFF!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:16 pm
I don't care if it gives away my slight man crush on Haar.....He WOULDN'T steal a Motifake.
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:13 pm
Well I still want proof or as Culos said STFU!! Harr don't need to copy ****. He's a natural. But IF he did can we at least twist his horns?
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:11 pm
Look at it this way.... at least your picture has been used for more than trying to subsidise a pot habit by selling the work of a Rütli drop-out.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:09 pm
My apologies to Haar. You guys are absolutely right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:09 pm
I disagree....there will be no "smiting" of Haar....If this is a copy of someone elses work, It's a coincidence.......Haar wouldn't do that.
culos - February 21, 2010, 5:06 pm
@hoschie: Proof or STFU. If you claim to have made this poster (not the picture) subbmit some proof and we'll smite Haarakkon for not giving credit. If not, get your card and leave the Internet.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:05 pm
There's no way Haar would steal a Motifake. I call Shenanigans on Hoschie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:03 pm
hoschie... a very terrible opening line. I don't see your work anywhere in a motivational poster. And, since this is motifake, we showcase fake motivational posters... not just hack amateur online ph**ography.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 4:56 pm
Oh and welcome to the internet!
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 4:55 pm
Consider the audience for your art quadrupled, and getting a good rating.
Hoschie - February 21, 2010, 4:51 pm
Thanks a lot for stealing my work without permission to post it here!! Great site here which supports art-thieves!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:37 pm
What that comment lacks in originality, it makes up for in irrelevance.
METALWERX - February 21, 2010, 12:36 pm
101 ways to WOK yer cat
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 4:50 pm
I love kittens. Now who is in the mood for some Chinese Food?


ANIMALS -




HELEN OF TROY -


TAGS: the cow that launched a thousand ships
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CANADA - November 8, 2009, 4:40 pm
the frenchies are very far north!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2009, 2:48 pm
they're probably Frenchmen from up north....Their opinion doesn't matter.
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 2:43 pm
Apparently Moo+, your fellow Manitobans fail to have your splendid sense of humor
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:32 pm
*en=eh
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:31 pm
I was just providing a forum for those nice blue ballet slippers...plus cows are easy to find on the interwebs, en!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2009, 12:16 pm
Et Tu? Bone Et Tu?.....How come everyone's picking on me?, I've never said a negative word to any of you guys.....Waaaaaa Waaaaaa.5


BIOFUEL - The future has arrived




RIDING AND ROPING -




A Cow Photobombing a Horse Stuck in a Fence -


TAGS: cow horse ph**obomb
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by scypha

MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 11:08 am
Hey, if you haven't already, would be great to drop this over at Ph**obomb too! Love it.
motifayk - July 11, 2013, 1:04 pm
I agree, my argument is invalid.
ughomer - July 11, 2013, 8:23 am
Hey scypha ~ welcome to this site! Great submission! 5 Lions rating for this gem!


HOLY COW - Where do you think they get swiss cheese?


TAGS: cow
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by rockntractor

maoworks2 - December 25, 2011, 8:59 am
I Have One On Rye .
TwistedNinjaPirate - December 22, 2011, 11:39 pm
From SCIENCE!!!


I JUST FEEL SILLY -


TAGS: reverse cowgirl misunderstanding
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Derek - January 8, 2010, 10:47 pm
Just keep gyrating there, and he'll make things exciting soon enough


have you ever been so angry -




70+ YRS AND IT'S STILL WRONG... - Sure, one typo in 1939... It's "Catman", "Catman" ya schmucks!!!!




TEAMWORK -


TAGS: to cowboys football
Rating: 3.25/5

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dylanklj - May 25, 2011, 2:38 am
I really liked, and i thought it wa5 awe5ome. 5L


SHOOTIN THE CURL -


TAGS: cowboy day half pipe cowabunga dude reide em cowboy iceman
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

dy2012 - April 3, 2012, 2:55 am
Perfect Ollie!


COW MUG SHOT. - What the hell was this guy doing?


TAGS: cow wtf
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by Conrad Palmer

LogicDude - January 8, 2009, 12:24 pm
I ran a muck for a while...wasn't much money in it so I sold the muck to some other poor schmuck.
Blueglass - January 8, 2009, 12:11 pm
It was a woman. And she was running a muck in Detroit I believe.


Vegan Joke #8 -


TAGS: vegan joke cowboy bar
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:35 am
Credit this joke to my wife, whose sense of humor can still blindside the tar out of me. lol!


TEEN ANGST -


TAGS: moo emo meh phase cow
Rating: 4.88/5

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autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 11:39 am
Bahahahaha!


DESTINY -


TAGS: timmy troll coward ban hammer
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

rerun - July 17, 2010, 12:25 pm

I too am thinking of jumping on the ban wagon.
TheTrashHeap - July 17, 2010, 11:53 am
Yeah, this isn't my first square dance. Far too many lousy posters and mouthy noobs lately. I for one can't wait till school is back in session.
rerun - July 17, 2010, 11:48 am

Just until timmy wakes up, you know how it gos
TheTrashHeap - July 17, 2010, 11:47 am
Aggie owns the top 5 today it seems!
Reality Lord - July 16, 2010, 2:14 pm

i don't have an "A" game. besides...its aggy...how many of you greys could beat this?
forseti - July 16, 2010, 11:37 am
should get only one majestical, symbolical lion, but i didn't want to ruin the 5L-votings... ;)
rerun - July 15, 2010, 8:48 pm

OK noobs (newcomers), this is how it is done. Bring your "A" game
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 8:41 pm
Thanks!!
Reality Lord - July 15, 2010, 8:28 pm

nice
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 8:14 pm
Because that's the only POWER cowards have on this site
msouth - July 15, 2010, 8:12 pm
OK, it looks like you are really trying to make a good poster here, but aren't you concerned that it is, in fact, a picture of ONE LION? I mean, seriously, think of the subconscious pressure that's going to put on people.


HOLY COW! THAT MUST HURT LIKE HELL! -


TAGS: holy cow
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by culos

shmoe13 - February 22, 2011, 2:45 am
thats what u a**holes get


What's The Difference? -


TAGS: pzy september 11 cow farmer
Rating: 3.22/5

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MashiMashi - September 15, 2014, 2:19 am
As a VETERAN!!!! I get pissed off when we have feets of snow in the MID-WEST and all the national news shows is patio furniture in New-york covered with a light frosting, and scream blizzard.
MashiMashi - September 15, 2014, 2:19 am
As a VETERAN!!!! I get pissed off when we have feets of snow in the MID-WEST and all the national news shows is patio furniture in New-york covered with a light frosting, and scream blizzard.
EmilioDumphque - September 14, 2014, 4:49 pm
You see, Larry? You see what happens? You see what happens, Larry, when you try to "find a stranger in the Alps"?
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:16 am
5L for calling it pzy!
Zetmonk - September 12, 2014, 12:45 pm
I almost enjoyed the low rating more than the poster. Stepped on some toe5!
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2014, 1:03 am
Wasn't that the day somebody attacked those New Yorkers? Man-o-man, they must have been pissed off about something!
vindicator - September 11, 2014, 8:06 pm
dude thats f***ed up.
Sho - September 11, 2014, 3:42 pm
5L hahahaha
Sho - September 11, 2014, 3:42 pm
5L hahahaha


S T D ' S - Not the biggest worry at the moment




SEA COWS - This takes it to a whole new level.




More Cowbell -




BEWARE - Of cows with cars growing out of their faces.




KEYS TO SUCCESS - No matter what.. always look like you have no idea wtf is going on


TAGS: wade phillips dallas cowgirls suck
Rating: 1.88/5

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culos - November 9, 2010, 3:57 am
and your point is...???
440wakeup - November 9, 2010, 2:29 am
they denied my WADE-ifake "WADE PHILLIPS who couldn't coax a stripper to do a line of "METH"


GOING NATIVE -




RESPECT WHERE DUE... -


TAGS: respect brave coward funeral wedding
Rating: 4.78/5

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Rick69 - April 15, 2012, 5:40 pm
Much gratitude...
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 5:39 pm
5 courageous lions for sure. Good one Rick.
Rick69 - April 15, 2012, 5:29 pm
Thank you... :)
M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 5:04 pm
Profound... 5L


REINCARNATION - So, my wife and I are talking about reincarnation. I said, "You have to come back as something different". So she says, "I want come back as a Cow" I said " Your not listening to me"


TAGS: wife reincarnation cow
Rating: 4.68/5

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forseti - July 12, 2011, 11:47 am
must.... not... correct YOU'RE mistake... :P 5L anyway


HIGH AND THE MIGHTY - “Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway” - John Wayne




HELP YOU OUT? - I'd be glad to. Which way did you come in?




CONFESSIONS -


TAGS: confessions cowboys beer
Rating: 3.51/5

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LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 9:24 am
And a big ZOMGWTFBBQ Sammich! Best kind of sammich to have with a cold beer and a h** woman!
Cubbybear - January 23, 2009, 11:05 pm
Ah...the days of our youth


MORE COWBELL - YOU always, need more COWBELL!


TAGS: cowbell snl protest teachers riot
Rating: 2.25/5

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showmeone - March 18, 2011, 4:17 pm
Say it, baby!


POWER - Power dosent come from muscal. It comes from Chuck Norris


TAGS: power chucknorris martialarts cow muscal
Rating: 1.56/5

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5150monkeylove - April 21, 2011, 10:47 pm
Power does come from Mezcal. And I told you guys TSM will return. It's still a 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2011, 11:43 am
Rude Forseti...just rude.
forseti - April 19, 2011, 10:25 am
who approved this crap with it's spelling errors?!? :/
Greeny - April 19, 2011, 7:21 am
Wine comes from Muscal Gra**s 1L


WHICH IS WHICH?? -




Raider's 19 - 17 Cowboy's -


TAGS: dallas cowboys tony romo football
Rating: 4.82/5

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lgvernon - August 10, 2013, 4:53 pm

Raisin cookies are nothing but a cruel joke! How did you KNOW???? 5L~~~


CAPTAIN AND MOOO. - OneOf The Best Parts Of The Christmas Season, Is Mooing With The Captain !


TAGS: cow
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

maoworks2 - November 28, 2012, 2:06 pm
Last A Little Longer and It Taste Good.
Bolverk3778 - November 28, 2012, 1:39 pm
I have never understood the north american fixation with this adulteration of the blessed alcohol!


SWEAT -




FATHER-SON TALKS -




MAOWORKS2 1876. - Before Motifake, I Spend My Time Cow Punching !


TAGS: cow
Rating: 3.85/5

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COWS - "lets yank on them dangly things and drink wat comes out" that is how people began drinking cow milk




TRAVEL STRESS -


TAGS: cowboy loses wife regains hearing
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - April 9, 2015, 4:37 am
It may be old, but it hit the spot. a 5er
lgvernon - April 8, 2015, 8:31 pm

Very, very old joke. I remember my father telling it. Was reminded of it today.
Reality Lord - April 8, 2015, 8:19 pm

5o good.


GIVE ME A HEAD WITH HAIR -


TAGS: long beautiful hair cowsills
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

maoworks2 - April 13, 2012, 6:58 am
Those Were The Days.
Airman - April 12, 2012, 3:13 pm
Jimmy Carter and Disco?
maoworks2 - April 12, 2012, 1:36 pm
The Only Good Thing About The 60's Were the 70's Next.
Greeny - April 11, 2012, 10:12 pm
Down to here Down to there Down to there Down to where It stops by itself!


THAT'S LIFE -


TAGS: cowboy the duke
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - September 29, 2011, 2:06 pm
cool


Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl , welcome.....home -


TAGS: deserter coward nohero levenworthprison
Rating: 4.5/5

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Airman - June 6, 2014, 5:56 pm
desertion is a pretty heavy offense.. I would a**ume so, but this guy seems to just be a flake, so he'll probably get a dishonorable discharge.. if anything
MPsniper - June 6, 2014, 5:09 pm
it is, indeed. i wonder....is desertion under fire a firing squad offense?
Airman - June 6, 2014, 5:04 pm
I a**umed it was Leavenworth
MPsniper - June 6, 2014, 3:41 pm
Airman, you know what that is a ph**o of?
Airman - June 6, 2014, 1:41 pm
all in good time mp.. all in good time


F E V E R - I've got one, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!




COW SURFING - 'cause Board Surfing on the water is for PANZIES!!!




THE ONLY WAY TO ORDER IT -




JAMES BOND - The Name is Bond, James Bond


TAGS: cow
Rating: 1.27/5

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R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 10:47 am
It's not too late to submit your picks for 2009!
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 7:14 pm
We may just have a new "worst poster ever" candidate here.


Walk On The Wild Side -


TAGS: texas hell cowgirl rent
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 5, 2013, 10:47 pm
I was at Ft Sam Houston in San Antonio. Best days of my life... :)
rerun - August 5, 2013, 8:02 pm

As a Texan, I can confirm the ladies are indeed h**, and the summer weather rivals hell.
Greybeard - August 4, 2013, 10:49 pm
You are correct sir however I was stationed in Texas years ago and believe me the ladies are "h**"....
Iconoclast - August 4, 2013, 10:36 pm
The way I heard it was "I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell." attributed to General Philip Sheridan.
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 11:35 am
Move over postaholics, the old man is back! Really good to see your stuff again, GB. Always good. Great accompaniments to morning coffee. Geeez, LG, Air, GB, Papa, Krickit, some others coming back….this place is gonna ROCK!
Greybeard - August 4, 2013, 9:52 am
Thank you. It's good to be back.
rerun - August 4, 2013, 9:37 am

Welcome back Greyberad, nice to see ya, and a 5L to boot


Make a Wish -


TAGS: make wish dallas cowboys vow
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:34 am
That ticker is 5o accurate; how many lawyers have used that argument, lol.


Romo Offense -




DAD'S BOOTS -


TAGS: walkin tall cowboy up
Rating: 4.86/5

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maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:13 pm
Tell Me About It .


LOVE IS THE STRONGEST SPICE - And the tastiest.




TOCS BIG DECISION -


TAGS: pharmacy cowboy
Rating: 4.8/5

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rerun - September 6, 2010, 2:46 pm

one of the greatest tribute posters here
thatonechick - July 12, 2010, 4:05 pm
Still top 5, eh? LoL
ICEMAN - July 10, 2010, 12:56 am
I suppose booze & bacon are considered living expenses. -sigh-
CANADA - July 9, 2010, 9:04 pm
WOW! what a tribute lol
Cubbybear - July 7, 2010, 7:29 pm
I'll send you flowers...5(gonna hide now)poodles
GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 6:12 pm
one of those canadian imports?? 1/2 priced, at best
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 6:11 pm
4 Cows i think, unless it is the illegal kind.
GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 6:09 pm
what's a good Pharmacy worth in Arkansas these days? 5L
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 6:07 pm
Nice one!


NEW YEARS RESOLUTION - COWBELL More!


TAGS: culos more cowbell
Rating: 4.64/5

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Zook - February 11, 2011, 9:48 pm
GRRRR how do I favorite now?


Mooove iT ! -


TAGS: cows carnivores escape faster excuse
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:17 pm
Amen daddy!
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:16 pm
Ditto what I replied.
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:16 pm
Thank you!
ughomer - November 3, 2013, 9:38 pm
DittO what GaryO posted.
GaryO - November 3, 2013, 7:29 pm
Excellent, Missy.
lgvernon - November 3, 2013, 2:44 pm

At our table, long ago~~ "I'm going to be a vegetarian," our daughter said, eyeing her pork chop with disgust. "Listen," her dad said, "if God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat. Now eat!"


THE COWARD OF THE COUNTY -




MOOOOOOOO HAS ALWAYS PREFERRED - interaction with his personal banker vs. the coldness of an ATM


TAGS: bank cow
Rating: 4.44/5

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Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 3:33 pm
Now thats some funny shiot right there!!!!


IF "I THINK, THEREFORE I AM" - Then... I must be surrounded by hallucinations




INTERRUPTING COW - MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Wow, what a great audience.


TAGS: interrupting cow moo joke
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 4, 2013, 8:42 pm
I know that guy.


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: cow rabbit
Rating: 3.94/5

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Fatt Matt - January 22, 2010, 10:01 am
Sean! NOOOOOOOOOO! you bastard!


HOLY COW - socks and sandals, really?


TAGS: socks sandals cow
Rating: 3.8/5

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thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 10:34 am
Please check your PMs, Klara.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:01 am
Get the f*** off me!!!!!!
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 1:59 am
OF course they're shocked... nobody wants that up*****!
Cubbybear - May 8, 2010, 7:07 pm
The chickens look shocked...LOL 5/5


INTERRUPTING COW - NO MORE




FLOWER POWER -


TAGS: hippie day blah thoughtful coward
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:16 pm
And this is back when there weren't tazers!


EAST GERMANY - I've got you right where I want you...


TAGS: top secret cow fencen switchen
Rating: 2.64/5

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LogicDude - February 3, 2009, 8:35 am
It took us an hour to remove it...and 2 hours to remove the smile from his face! Classic!!!
Fatty - February 2, 2009, 6:06 pm
hahahaha - It's from Top Secret! "Fine be an a**-hole"
... - January 26, 2009, 7:11 pm
wtf


OPRAH - She likes to play 'Hard to Get'.




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